jonny englsh

a guy (or a content creator) who likes to clap inanimate object that have a hole with his dick

guy 1: bro, you are very jonny englsh!
guy 2:why?
guy 1: because i saw you clapping my bottle yesterday

by robotzhero2 August 31, 2022

jonny moss

the extraction of a lemming from a panda while a man in a bus looks on

crap, theres another jonny moss in the zoo

by bilbo saggins November 30, 2006

Jonny Shake

The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.

“Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”

by A Trustworthy Botswana Man August 3, 2018

jonny funspoiler

When the cops roll through to break up a house party at 2 in the morninh

Just when the fine females came ovee, here go Jonny funspoiler

by top hat 1 July 23, 2016

Jonny Wright

Noun.

A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.

A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.

To act like Jonny Wright would be a terrible mistake in any situation.

by Nature and karma November 27, 2021

jonny typo

a word on aim or texting that is spelled completly wrong and unable to comprehend.

n00bpwner: hewy mamna yon i got fnea and xvoco.
confusedguy: wtf did you say. you pulled a fuckin jonny typo.

by James Kerin January 26, 2008

Jonny Craig

A piece of shit who has messed up and dropped multiple women

Let’s take out the trash, and get rid of Jonny Craig.

by Blah_blah_blah_:) January 5, 2020