Noun.
A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.
A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.
A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.
A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.
by Nature and karma November 27, 2021
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