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Jonathan

A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.
Janise: jonathan is so kind
Susie: his dick bomb as well
by Jessie lewis November 22, 2021
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a Jonathan is a man I could never let go of. he's adorable, nice, charming, beautiful. his smile lights up the world like nothin else. no matter how sad, angry, depreso expreso, you are he can always light up your mood. his laugh is contagious, you can never be sad w him. He's an all around giddy person anyone would love to have in their life.
person: your friends with Jonathan lucky!
person 2: ikr
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Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.
Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho

Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝

Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him
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Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them
I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog
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Jonathan is the hottest guy you’ll ever meet. Loves God his mama and you. He will flirt with any girl you see around him big once he finds his girl his eyes light up and the smile that lights up the whole world shines. He can’t be so mean and the worst guy you feel like. But then after he has two minutes of cooling down he is the mosh apologetic man you’ll ever meet. He has the best eyes shining and blue his hair is perfect messy and he doesn’t know what a brush is. He is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Girls if you ever find a Jonathan never let him go he will light up your world. Keep him. 💗
Love you Jonathan
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A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.
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Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!
“Do you know who Jonathan is?”

Of course i know him, he has an elephant wang!”
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