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A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.
Jonathan is a faggot.
Jonathan by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020
A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, anti-brain zap tablet boxes, or anything you can find. You can purchase ready-made Jonathans in Argos.
Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
Jonathan by Pianopunkxo August 20, 2017
A cowboy baby 🤠
Jonathan: Wow look at that yeeyee juice I'mma drink it
Friend: NOOO
Jonathan: I got the horses in the back :))
Hand over the toes or I'll go to trader Joe's
Jonathan by C.A.T.H.Y March 28, 2019
The quite kid thats going to shoot up the school. He makes jojo refrences and likes anime.
"oh boi jonathan is making a jojo refrence while shooting up the school again"
Jonathan by gay cancer man February 24, 2020
a fuckboy , breaks everyone's heart , NEVER FALL FOR HIM , (: he will cheat on you and he will never love you back lmao , he knows who this is so , he can suck my ass
Did you hear Jonathan cheated on Yoamy?
Jonathan by yagurlallison November 27, 2016