johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

Rob Johnke

Is a sensitive, caring person, who may have a small penis, but the girl that likes him doesnt care how big his penis is... He doesnt understand that age doesnt matter, and the Girl of his dreams, his soul mate, is younger then him. People tell him all the time that age shouldnt matter and if the girl who likes him keeps getting treated the way he has been treating her, then he will loose the most amazing, thoughtful, caring girl that he could ever date in this world!!

Friend 1: Is that Rob Johnke?
Friend 2: Oh the real handsome one right there?
Friend 1: Yes, Who is he?
Friend 2: The man of my dreams!!!!

by Xia-Xie January 2, 2012

johnce

Slang term for the male sexual organ, the member, the cock. Diminutive form of "Johnson".

So I woke up this morning and drew the curtains, when I heard a scream from the street below. Turns out my johnce was poking out of my underwear, and old Mrs. Glick from down the road got quite a shock.

by Idi 'Big Daddy' Amin June 29, 2010

johnsen

one who is fasinated with the male genitalia

wow look at that fag he is such a johnsen

by jeremy694/ January 21, 2008

Johney Durex

Johney Durex is another way of saying a Rubber Dildo..

I had a fun time with my Johney Durex.

by Wkdwill April 3, 2008

Johnner

Members of St John Ambulance tend to refer to each other as St Johnners or simply Johnners.

He's my Johnner friend!

by indianaprincess January 3, 2011