Jizz Sweats

To abstain from masturbation or sex for such a long time that you start sweating semen.

After abstaining for 7 days Jimmy awkwardly got the Jizz sweats at Grandma's house.
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by Peggyatthestar January 26, 2015

jizz baby

1. Little Bitch.
2. Someone who you dominate. (Sexually)
3. Someone who you dominate. (Unsexually.)

1. You're such a fucking jizz baby, bro.
2. I want to be your jizz baby.
3. Ahahaha, you're my fucking jizz baby. GET REKT, BTICH.

by SonOfNazareth June 24, 2016

Jizz-berries

testicles; AKA your balls

America's Funniest Home Videos is just a bunch of dudes getting hit in the jizz-berries.

Every time I hear that song "Baby" I just wanna kick Justin Beaver square in the jizz berries.

by Mr.Dr. Professor Chester July 15, 2010

Jizz Flick

After the dribble of cum comes out of a pussy and forms a puddle on the bed, you flick the puddle at someone

cum pudding

Niamh got a cum pudding jizz flicked at her face

by geoffthejizzflicker November 13, 2018

pineapple jizz

pineapple flavored jizz after consuming one pineapple

omg he had pineapple jizz all over my shirt but it tasted amaziinggg

by woah man i rule February 20, 2011

Jizz Popsicle

A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.

His ass was so tight, I had to use a jizz popsicle to loosen and numb him up.

by PhilthyFeltcher February 25, 2017

jizz river

The act of ejaculating so much during a cream pie that it creates a backflow of jizz and travels down into the anus.

Billy hasn’t masturbated or had sex in a few days. He probably will give Cindy a jizz river tonight after he gets home from work.

by JohnnyDarkEyes November 13, 2017