Jaw Jizzer

A man or woman who sucks a lot of cock. A man who kisses ass to others or his boss to get ahead. A woman who is overly nice to gain something.

Did you see that jaw jizzer swinging from ol'buddy's nuts? She's such an attention whore.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

Jizem

An alternative to: "Shit happens!".

"But why?"

"Hey... Jizem!"

by Nowai July 25, 2007

Jizzer

(Noun) A man that jacks off every day of his miserable life. If you do this, I feel sorry for you.

"Jesus, dude. You're such a jizzer."
"That's not funny, I'm just depressed."

by Indue May 5, 2022

juzer

A mean person who always calls his locker mates bullies. Not cool.

You’re such a Juzer

by Shhhhhhhh!! December 17, 2017

gettin liquerd with jicerd

going out partying with your boy then you watch him drink to the point where he is so shit faced its a matter of about three more sips and he is a total spectacle.

"What did you do last night?" "I went out with Chumley and got "liquerd with jicerd' "

by Ride the donkey August 19, 2003

jizzeritis

another word for blue ballz... except in this case, instead of the guy not being able to jizz. he can't control his jizz and it goes everywhere.. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE

if u gotsa jizzeritis, the u can't have me.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

jizzraelite

A loyal fan/follower of the jizzbomber and his subteranean jizzbomb.

When I heard what the jizzbomber did, and what a subteranean jizzbomb was I had immediate interest in becoming a loyal jizzraelite.

by Black Caesar December 9, 2008