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A 19 year old who never fucking learned how to read
what up, I'm jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.
by doesanyonevenusethisanymore March 11, 2018
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Jared is any bad word in the dictionary. Hypocritical, fake, a liar, you will never know if he’s a good guy or a bad guy. he’ll leave you guessing and that’s the worse part because he’ll always come out in the end as the most shittiest person you could love. Don’t trust any J’s so easily they’re the most confusing people you’ll meet.
“OH THATS A JARED be careful
by From the best December 27, 2018
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The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.
by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023
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Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)
Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"
by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017
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Justin: jared looks it’s an under age kid
Jared: where
Jared: I want him in my basement, or I will do his mom
by Jared ppppo July 14, 2022
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actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.
he has a Jared
by urban da urban April 4, 2022
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by Hugechode November 29, 2018
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