Jackhole

1) A person who can neither be adequately described as a jackass or an asshole, but as a combination of the two.

2) Any orafice in which ejaculation is "jacked" off.

1) That guy who just cut me off at the yellow light is a real jackhole.

2) When Carla finished my BJ I let it fly in her jackhole.

by Jack-hole-lantern October 6, 2006

saint jackolas

a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.

"an angry bugger, always up for a chase, and never leaves without his prize" - Rob McLean

by failure33object April 22, 2005

Jackal

One Who Performs Evil Tasks For Another's Advantage.

A Jackal

by Squirrel Master July 21, 2003

Jackal

A guy who pretends to be your girlfriends guy friend but he is just waiting for a chance to steel her. He will cause arguments between you two and then say you are a jerk for being mad about her having friends....then the scumbag will always be there listening to her complain about you. And when you both break up he moves in on your girl.

Yo she said they were just friends now they are going out...That sucks bro that guys a Jackal

by HMWH November 19, 2011

Jackal

An older woman that is too old to be a Cougar but still has a Cougar's sex drive.

Don't go near that side of the bar. That Jackal will rape you.

by wiseguy009 August 3, 2010

jackellackelpackel

no real definition...only used to annoy people with

jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackeljackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel. (big breath!)jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.

by emily May 19, 2003

jackolight

One of those new batteryless LED flashlights that you have to shake (jackoff) to put a moving magnet in motion to produce electricity

I have to shake my jackolight 30 seconds to produce 5 minutes of light.

by Banana Republic January 22, 2006