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Jacker

Jacker is a teenager who gets buzzed after drinking too many bang energy drinks. he listens to kidzbop while snorting cocaine. known as “Tubby” by his friends. he tries hard to get his vertical up. it is nearly as high as he gets after his cheeto dust-meth sessions. he feels comforted by beef sticks. tries to keep his relationship with his purple-haired girlfriend secret. he also after they annoy him to his sister’s dismay. becomes self conscious when called a gringo.
Jacker used to be emo and listen to 21 pilots.
by ghandi einstein April 18, 2020
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Cracker Jacker

A robber who only robs whites
'yo im a cracker jacker. I only jack crackers'
by A Person #2936363 January 30, 2018
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Cracker Jacker

cracker jacker is an ambiguous term for POC who date/fuck white people
"She refuses to date other people of color, she must be a cracker jacker"
by luv43vercat August 22, 2024
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Lifestyle jacker

A person who takes shortcuts in life to achieve the same result.
I went to the gym and lost 60 lbs. but a lifestyle jacker gets liposuction to lose 60 lbs. aka slacker aka damn I work hard
by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018
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Career Jacker

A person who steals all your hardwork and claims all the credit aka boss aka coworker aka bastard
"Good job team", says the career jacker. Now blank's name aka person who's career is being jacked can you also add our names to the credit. #tellyourbosstokickrocks
by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018
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jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.
Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation
by Pirotek March 19, 2017
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flippin jacker

Someone whose really jacked up , also stupid , dumb , mean, also means bitch, or wierdo
Stop stealing my money you flippin jacker
by Miles Clement April 21, 2008
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