Jacker

A fucking cop

Ex : no jackers in sight !

by anonymous August 20, 2021

flippin jacker

Someone whose really jacked up , also stupid , dumb , mean, also means bitch, or wierdo

Stop stealing my money you flippin jacker

by Miles Clement April 21, 2008

Apple Jacker

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.

“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."

by 73954444 September 21, 2025

Habitual Dick Jacker

A man who jacks his dick habitually.....

I haven’t had sex in a week... I feel like I’m a habitual dick Jacker.

by ***bacon*** June 7, 2018

Red Jacker

someone in 3rd grade who steals all of the red crayons and markers. A blue jacker is someone in 6th grade who steals your blue.

Hailey: I like red, I'm gonna pick up the crayon and color with it

Dominic: Dude that red is mine (takes red)
Hailey: Dud you are such a red jacker

by wormy4evanobutterflies December 7, 2010

Cock jacker

One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.

Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020

hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through

First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!

by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017