italian

1.) People of the nation Italy.
2.) The center of the Renaissance, which brought Europe out of the Dark Ages.
3.) Makers of fine automobiles.
4.) Hot chicks.
5.) And a badass bowl of pasta.
6.) Got taken over by that cockless son of a bitch, Mussolini, who got his when his ass was HANGED FROM A LIGHTPOST after some Italians decided they'd had enough of his shit.
7.) Not hairy, retards.
8.) Yeah, we do kick ass, thank you.

The Irish and Scots disrespectin' us again? Get my tommy gun Tony...

by Mr. Shmallow February 11, 2004

Italian Kiss

The Italian kiss is a kiss of a particularly passionate and sensual nature. While similar to a French kiss it is not the same, as the Italian kiss involves biting the bottom lip more, less tongue, and pulling the bodies of one another closer while preforming the kiss.

So i heard you had fun on that date, what did you do with Dean last night?
He gave me his classic Italian Kiss, It was grand!

by Ol Swinger March 30, 2021

Italia

Italia gotta nice body and is not afraid to speak her mind if she shuts you out its like your dying she's gorgeous and can get really frisky when she means to and she does everything for a reason bad or good. Shes very sexual but never opens her legs to just anybody. Shes talented, gifted, smart and a real treasure to have. Italia is a succesful and independent woman. Put a ring on that finger because thats your future wife.

Damn did you see Italia today? God damn shes sexy over here lookin like a full course meal.

by Itsyourmum January 18, 2017

Italian Speech Impediment

A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.

Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .

by The-Love-Doctor July 23, 2012

italian bongo

A Mediterranean ass that is out of this world.

Did you see her italian bongo? I would play that all night long!

by rock lobster sauce January 9, 2014

italian grinder

Giant Italian dick that beats the pussy up with no mercy for at least 40 minutes. Soreness for the next couple days is inevitable.

That boy had a MAJOR Italian grinder, he destroyed my pussy all night!

by thefockers November 14, 2014

Italian Cannon

When a man inserts fried meatballs (must be made by a nonnie or grandmother) into a woman's vagina and forces her to "fire" them at his mouth.

EX:
Justin: "I shoved those meatballs into my girl's pussy and she popped them at my face."
Dustin: "Dude, was she Italian?"
Justin: "Yeah! It was an Italian Cannon!"

by J3S5U5 November 30, 2014