Donut Integrity

The act of purchasing donuts for the office in a timely manner out of respect for office security rules that is designed to protect intellectual property.

John Doe left his machine unlocked and therefore was "donutted". John brought in 3 dozen donuts within 5 business days because he has Donut Integrity.

by securitybull September 11, 2019

Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction

For every action, there's a social media overreaction. See also: Rayzl's Corollary

Tumblr exemplifies Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction.

by Andrastegb February 23, 2015

social interactions

so·cial in·ter·ac·tion

A polite and discreet manner for a gentleman, or otherwise a male with a penis, to refer to anal sex.

"I'm not goin' to brag and mention that i've had social interactions with a girl before"

by vladhp April 20, 2005

integrity

To respect a person who respects you when you aren't around.

He had integrity when around his friends.
She had integrity when going through tough times.

by PineappleJuice February 21, 2015

interracial gangbang captain

n., the most respected black guy (among many black guys) who controls and choreographs the other three, four, or more black guys who are gang-fucking an innocent white be-atch (who worships black dick and gets as much of it as she can every day) during a significant gangbang

EX: "As the gang threw the nude Wanda onto the air mattress, she looked at Dexter who seemed to be in control of her humiliation. 'Jeezus Christ!' she said to herself. 'Is Dexter one of those interracial gangbang captains she saw on the Internet interracial porn sites who directed all of his homies to fuck their white-girl victims until they couldn't walk anymore or until they took all their hot goo down their throats?' She hoped not. But, it didn't look very good."

by Ed Lambert July 21, 2006

Episode Interactive

Basically... an app invented for 10 year olds after a bunch of teenagers an adults took over and started the episode community. The episode community consists of 40 year olds who have no life and willingly take time out of their day to spend hours on a computer creating episode stories while getting paid, horny teenagers who create episode gods, and laslty a bunch of authors who start a story and upload frequently then decide not to upload for 700 million years... Episode is a very addicting app and people who use it might be Called weirdos. Fortunately the people who do use the app do not care if they are called weirdos because the community is basically a cult. Teenagers also use their time and days making instagram edits of sexy characters for example, (the shaw brothers, Axel sangriento, landon wilder, and so many others).

Girl 1: Why do you play {Episode Interactive}?
Girl 2: Why not? it is the best thing ever made.

by christopher lover 101 July 8, 2019

interact

A word that can be substituted for any verb with humorous effect. Made popular by the 2004 X-Box game Ninja Gaiden, in which, upon approaching any object, the game prompted you to interact with it.

"Quick, interact with that ladder before that dude fucks you up. You suck at interacting."

"If you dont shut up my cock is going to interact with your mouth."

by PISTOLsINstack July 24, 2004