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Instagram

Actually a considerably nice app that the masses commonly mislead people about. Instagram lets you take pictures of your travels and whatnot and share it with your followers, aka the people who have chosen to see your pictures on their feed. Lots of celebrities use Instagram, which let's you see what their lives are like. Instagram has gotten a lot of bad rep for crappy filters and overusage by "hipsters" and "faggots", but it's actually a pretty cool app, one worth trying at least.
Guy 1: Dudezz, why r u on Instagram lolz???!!
Guy 2: Instagram is pretty cool, so I'm putting up a photo of my recent endeavor to a pro soccer game

Guy 1: Lollzzz Instafag, only hipsters n faggets use that app !11!1
Guy 2: Die.
by EpicMamo August 21, 2013
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Instacore

Kids that go Scene overnight and claim to be ohh so hardcore and follow other instacore trens. like listening to shitty local bands and doing their hair all the wrong ways. These kids think they are really cool, but are usually reminded by everyone else how lame they are.
that instacore kids copied my hair.

Bullhead city, Az is the Capitol of instacore kids.
by ghjhg May 30, 2006
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Instagramarrhea

When someone posts way too many pictures on Instagram at one one time, burying everyone else's photos.
Oh man, whenever I go on Instagram, @therealronmatters always has a bad case of Instagramarrhea, posting way too many pictures, and it takes forever to find anyone else's photos.
by No Doy September 1, 2012
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instagram

a stupid website were you do nothing execpt look at food and were stupid 13 year olds flock
wow my food is so good better take a pic and post it on instagram
by swaginabagmadeofyag July 13, 2015
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Billie Jean instance

when you're out and about and some girl you may or may not remember from the past comes up to you and is either pregnant or with a child. Then she claims that YOU are the father.
I was in a BW3 restaurant and this short stacked young blonde woman dressed in a black sweather, a short black skirt and black shoes called out my name and she came up to me with a baby boy and his eyes were like mine. Oh no. Who is that girl? Where did I meet her? This is a Billie Jean instance. It's just like the 1983 Michael Jackson hit.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2009
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Instagram

An app that makes your photos look like shit while simultaneously making you happy about it.
I can't believe Facebook paid a billion dollars to buy Instagram; a program that makes perfectly good photos look like shit.

"OMG look at my mom's crappy old photos from the 70s... Oh, but check out this Instagram photo of me and Katie at the bar last night."

Instagram makes photos more fartsy than artsy.
by onehandcrabbing September 29, 2012
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Instagrammer

Instagrammer simply means a person who gets on Instagram. Better used for a person who gets on often or is obsessive over insta.
Your such an instagrammer. Every time I'm with you your on Instagram!
by Mekakitty cullen June 21, 2014
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