Trench Mafia

Trench Mafia is an organization created by Ryan Walden. The organization consists of offense and defense of linemen better know as the “Trench Mob”

“Trench mafia putting on a show today”.
“Im a proud member of Trench Mafia”.

by Bullrider786 May 21, 2021

Trench Surgery

Any informal surgical procedure conducted by friends or family with unorthodox, unclean and oftentimes inadequate tools.

Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.

Bloke 1: “Asked my mum to get a massive splinter out of my foot. She used toenail clippers and just ended up pushing it in further.”

Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”

by BoiBoi747 March 23, 2021

trench banter

heroic banter shared between a group of lads, curiously it must contain a 3 point jump shot at the end.

1st guy: hey look there's joe.
2nd guy: is he standing up or sitting down?
1st guy: aaar heroic trench banter there.

by robisaponyboy March 6, 2008

cookie trench

A large round hole in the sand, created and rutted out by SXS and ATV's. Undetectable and hidden along the horizon to the human eye. You don't know it's there until it's too late; or you've hit it before!

"I didn't see a SXS cookie trenchand when I hit it, it stopped me. Jammed me forward." ~JUP

by OregonDuneCrew July 1, 2019

Flame Trench

The space between the testicles and the anus that takes the brunt of the pain during particularly violent episodes of defecation. A reference to the common structure found in the launch pads of the space shuttles.

Larry: "Aww man after that Mexican food last night my flame trench hurts like hell."

Matthew: "Dude mine too. I didn't even eat Mexican food!"

Larry: "Oh yeah... about that... I meant to tell you before now, but last night you got blackout drunk and let that gay guy go to town on you."

by rhapsodyincrimson June 17, 2020

open trench

Someone who sleeps around. Someone who sleeps with sweet girls boyfriends. Stellas usually.

Madison is such an open trench, she slept with Martin.

by roux quinn January 21, 2009

Honey trench

A skilled vagina; a perfect pussy.

"You gonna tap that, bro?"
"I'm diving to the bottom of her honey trench!"

by Mommyslittlemonster0915 March 1, 2018