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Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion
Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion
by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025
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Blooming

/ˈblo͞omiNG/

Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.
I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.
by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022
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Blooms

Blooms (stylized as Bl∞ms) is a fandom called to the Filipino girl group BINI. The name Bloom reflects Bini's journey and symbolizes the beginning of springtime, that there is always beauty after every cold trial.
by the hitman hart May 19, 2025
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Blooming

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!
by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024
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blooming onion

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.
person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.
by busa quikie August 12, 2024
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Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.
I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.
by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025
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bloom soon

When a plant blossoms early according to seasonal norms.
That garden experienced a bloom soon with many of the plants it features.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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