illegals

incorrect word used for "illegal immigrants" by racists, jackasses, and/or ignorant xenophobes.

Origin, thought to be somewhere after the time when the "people of European descent" took the Native Americans land and then decided to put forth laws to keep others out of the land.

The illegals took our jobs and healthcare.

by Paul da man July 11, 2019

Illegal Recruiter

Another, less provactive, i would say politicaly correct way of referring to someone who is a; pedophile, peeping tom, overall creeper.

"Our professor looks like an illegal recruiter."

"When justin puts on those glasses he looks like an illegal recruiter."

by Innno December 17, 2011

Barely Illegal

This the age you want to start to talking to a minor under age girl. A year before she’s legal. To get to know her. And start loving each other so you can have sex when she becomes legal to consent to have sex with you.

Do they really lock up people for having sex with non adults when they have sex with people their age? Does t make sense to me even if they barely illegal and about to be legal a week later or even if they pretend to be kids and is adults. They still arrest them for life for rape.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 1, 2022

Illegal Guy Friend

When a parent thinks that its "By their rules" Illegal for a girl to have a guy friend and be engaged, because they think the guy is trying to take away the girl from her Lover, when in truth, they are only friends.

*Girls on phone*

Stacie: So what Happened?

Amy: Well my Fiance George doesn't mind me hanging out with Dan, but thats not the case with his mom.

Stacie: Oh, hes an Illegal Guy friend huh?

Amy: Yeah, We've established that we are just friends and I'm with George, but his mom thinks he's trying to make me dislike George. I think its stupid.

Stacie: Me too

by Nicolette 1991 March 7, 2011

madd illegal

To drink an excessive amount of alcohol to the point of intoxication where it is against the laws of physics and the federal government to be standing upright.

The young man got madd illegal and then proceeded to vomit in the punch bowl at his senior prom and then make out with his 73 year old English teacher.

by Zachary VanEarden, Andy Morris, Ryan Guay February 18, 2007

Semi-illegal

Something that is a little bad but not illegal.

Did you just kick that bin? Woah! In my opinion, that's semi-illegal.

by Taybrook May 4, 2020

illegal water

What water is called inside a mariner classroom.

To cop came to the marriner classroom and searched for illegal water.

by lolwut484793ue3j February 17, 2005