A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.
"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."
by Cup of steel June 12, 2023

An already dead question asked by entitled knobs who think you need their permission for you to join a conversation. Also the cause of the depressed quiet kids who can't talk at all. Crazier when they ask why they're so fucking quiet.
'Did I ask for you to be so entitled to think you're the only one who's allowed to say something? I don't need your permission to speak you fuck.'
by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023

by gyratinglefteyebrow October 10, 2023

Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...
*sniffs* there go the tears...
Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears
by a random hamilton fan January 23, 2020

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

by GoodLeakerTeam December 1, 2017

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search
by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023
