I'll eat my hat

A saying used to express how absolutely, positively certain a person is about something.

If she isn't having an affair, I'll eat my hat!

by Jilina September 25, 2005

I'll call you yesterday

A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.

Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?

Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.

by FrenchOnion May 19, 2020

I'll add it to my list

What you say to someone when they suggest you watch a certain show or movie.

Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they've recommended, and are just saying you'll watch it one day to politely placate them.

"Oh dude, you have to watch The Expanse. It's this really cool sci-fi series."
"I'll add it to my list."

by JCR1987 March 21, 2018

I'll see you at the crossroads

A phrase used to lament the fallen, meaning that the speaker will see the person in heaven.

RIP man. I'll see you at the crossroads.

by Tossrock July 23, 2006

I'll get my coat

A line used by someone to make a quick getaway from a stale and awkward moment caused by this particular person. It is a voluntary assertion, to express the person's desire to leave the current location in which they may have just touched on a derogatory subject and it hasn't gone down well.

Miles: Hey David, nice of you to join me and my sophisticated upper class friends at this somewhat formal gathering here; what've you been doing this week then?

David: Well y'know... the usual; rapin' some peeps -

- I'll get my coat.

by ActiasLuna February 24, 2009

I'll be monitoring your frequency.

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.

"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."

by Crusty Meatball May 24, 2009

I'll pee your pants

When you're so fucking frustrated at someone that you threaten the worst. See: Peeing the toilets pants

If you turn our project in late I'll pee your pants!!!

by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021