hyper-reactive

A state of hyper reactive where you are so charge you could be run a nuclear power plant

She was hyper-reactive last night

by Peta and Geoff April 8, 2005

Hyperbolarious

1. Synonym of hilarious. Conjunction of hilarious and hyperbole. Used in math related situations or by people who like math.

Person A: "Did you see that new Numb3rs episode?"
Person B: "Yeah; it was Hyperbolarious."

Person A: "Dude, this graph looks like a starfish."
Person B: "That's Hyperbolarious!"

by Captain Artenon June 28, 2009

hyperassilation

Extreme fear or panic may cause someone's asshole to open and close (ocillate) at a high rate of speed. Hyperventalation of the ass.

When her husband pulled up in the driveway, John began suffering from acute hyperassilation. He grabbed his underwear and socks and ran out the back door.

by Rockhouse July 11, 2009

Hyperchurch

to be on a level of greatness superior to that of a god

man last night was hyperchurch

by vmartinezii January 11, 2010

Hyperaid

Any combination of an energy drink and powdered drink mix that creates a beverage with the consistency of syrup.

In small doses, can cause jittery behavior, and unruly antics. In larger doses, or done in shots, can result in a sugar coma or death.

Also known as "Sweet Liquor".

Doctor, all I am allowed to say about my friend here in your ER is that he has consumed too much hyperaid

by Ian John Willis February 22, 2011

hyper jump

A moment of clarity during drunken fun.

Chad was hammered riding that skateboard until it flew out from under him. He hyper jumped for a split second in order to save himself from a serious injury.

by nexttech June 20, 2011

Hyper Poster

Person who constantly updates their Facebook status. At least 10 times a day.

A Hyper Poster usually updates asking a question so people would respond. This Facebook user updates every hour or so, a long with a cluster of posts within an hour.

by Facebook User August 7, 2012