ex husband

one who pulls himself excessively

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by sam December 4, 2003

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surrogate husband

a close male friend who takes place of the real husband when he is away

Dale was my surrogate husband while Nick was in Vegas

by Nick Giardina August 24, 2007

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the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.

Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.

by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009

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pet husband

A husband who provides constant care and attention to his emotionally needy Amazon wife. This husband is required to constantly attend her and follow her where ever she goes; even when not always appropriate.

"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"

"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."

by Shumado April 14, 2013

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Corpse_Husband Stan

a fanbase that is bullied for no absolute reason by a men who get zero pussy with fragile masculinity and tiny dicks. Let people enjoy what they wanna enjoy you fucking shithead.

Corpse_Husband stans are superior and deserve the world.

by TheTruth2268 February 23, 2021

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