Hum da Pum

An individual who annoys everyone within a 10 mile radius of him and is unable to understand basic human communication skills

Hum da pum is such a pum

by qawsed69 October 22, 2020

Hum hum hums

When she promised you yum yum yums but ends up using her hands so it’s a hum hum hums. Maybe you should’ve bought given her a massage first or started the yum yum yums. Either way those hum hum hums don’t hit the same as the yum yum yums.

Bro my girl promised me yum yum yums but when I came home late she pulled out the hum hum hums :(

by Rooooodyyy123 February 13, 2021

Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019

Hum Now

A splendid, spectacular exclamation used to replace the phrase “Fuck yeah!”

Often used in a celebratory manner following an amazing performance or action.

“No way Beattie just detwigged that kid 🫨 … Hum Now, Beattie!”

by Coochiegripper420 May 8, 2024

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.

You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P

by QuacksO January 13, 2024

hum strummer

A person who hums a tune while playing the skin flute (masturbating)

Hum strummer Johnathan was a hummin and a strummin the flesh guitar

by Smok710 July 29, 2019

Hum

Something that “hums” is simply something that sucks or that is bad. “Hums” can be used to describe any noun.

Dude that HUMS.

by Srew Digel May 27, 2020