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willie hardon

English slang for austrailian exchange folk who are frequent victims of flying or falling objects such as footballs, sofas, cars and cows.
hey, take your chode outta my sister Willie Hardon!!
by jimmy mcjimson March 12, 2004
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Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".
As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.
by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013
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poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...
I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!
by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013
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Erin Hordan

Loves to shove makeup brushes down her throat. Secretely loves dogs more than cats. Is a mine craft goddess
Erin Hordan slagged you off
She slags everyone off
by Spidermancomemyway August 14, 2019
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Anne Horton

Head Coach of Varsity Field Hockey at Columbus Academy. Over 500 wins and probably one of the best if not the best high school field hockey coach in the USA. Basically just yells a ton and is always up everyone’s butt unless you’re JV because then she’ll love you. Not really that mean just intense because she wants to win. But she is famous for making people cry. When you see her riding around in her golf cart you better run!
“Wow did you see that girl come out of Anne Horton’s office? I DIDNT even cry that hard when my parents got divorced.”
by Holeeeeecow September 11, 2021
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Puberty and Hormones

The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.
Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.
by gruncher March 7, 2019
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hormone envy

1. (n) the desire of a pre-hormone therapy transsexual to have the hormones of the gender they identify as

2. (n) spite and resentment at another transsexual getting hormone therapy before you do (generally accompanied by grudging respect and congratulations)
Random FtoM: "That man in the corner is giving me such hormone envy! Look at those sideburns...I bet his testosterone levels are naturally that high."

Random MtoF: "Girl, I'm glad you got your hormones, but stop gloating. I've got a really bad case of hormone envy right now; I won't get mine for another month."
by FreshAlacrity April 22, 2010
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