couch hopper

1. someone who is couch hopping
2. someone who perpetually couch hops
3. a mooch
4. a charismatic bum

That guy is a total couch hopper. He can never hold down a job. And whenever he has a girlfriend, he just lives with her until she gets tired of his shit. Then, he starts calling a different friend every few days for a place to stay.

by yon_sved September 22, 2005

Tree hopper

A person who hides up on the branches of trees and jumps down to grope, fondle, or molest an unsuspecting passer by.

The tree hopper Man hiding in tree hops out in front of girl walking by and opens up his trench coat and screams touch my one eyed snake. Closes his trench coat quickly runs to her fondled her breasts and runs away.

Also known as bush jumper

by Lilletneezy August 6, 2010

Toilet Hopping

When one sits down on the toilet to find there is no toilet paper in the bathroom after taking a crap. He or she will then continue to waddle to the nearest bathroom, sit down on the new toilet, and wipe.

Johnny had an emergency, and rushed to the bathroom as quickly as possible. After doing his business, there was no toilet paper, so he tried toilet hopping to the upstairs bathroom.

by Chrispycreme September 8, 2012

HOPOs

Hammer-ons and Pull-offs. The term is originally created by Guitar Hero fans and is now applicable to Rock Band as well.

The HOPOs in Guitar Hero 3 are a little ridiculous.

by tracyface February 10, 2008

Happs

Snapchat slang for happy birthday

Happs Taylor hope you'll like being 21

by The Mad Yeeter January 21, 2019

Boy Hopper

n. a girl who dates multiple boys in the same group at different times. She usually is never single for more than a week because once one relationship ends, she just goes out with whoever is next in line.

Dude, did you hear that Kristina went out with Sam two days after breaking up with Moe? And before that, she dated Drew, Harry, and Jack! Man... she's such a boy hopper!

by kk4444 December 14, 2010

dead happs

when the plans are looking dead

"aye we still going to the movies"
"nah, its dead happs"

by dw bout itt August 4, 2020