Man #1:"I was fucking Jess from the party and...
Man #2:"Man, she has herpes."
Man #1:"What?"
Man #2:"Yeah, you fucked up"
Man #2:"Man, she has herpes."
Man #1:"What?"
Man #2:"Yeah, you fucked up"
by ST211MikeyMike December 7, 2009
Get the Herpes mug.An echange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with chinese new years herpes.
Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today?
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
by Flip Static December 31, 2009
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by Bob L March 30, 2004
Get the hold your horses mug.is a unique sexually transmitted infection (STI). This type of herpes can only be contracted through a female donkey show performer whom has herpes.
by LucianoLucky3232 May 22, 2010
Get the Mexican Herpes mug.When you go out in the open and the stripper glitter reflects the light and you seem to sparkle from it.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you sparkling?
Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.
Guy 1: Damn.
Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.
Guy 1: Damn.
by V-engeance-V January 18, 2011
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me: oh my gosh, the new gch album is incredible!
friend: I know, I got it as soon as it came out last week, one of their best.
(spring 07)
Me: hey.
teenybopper: hey, have you heard of gym class heroes?
me: yeah, they're my favorite band.
teenybopper:mine too.
me: which one of their albums do you like better?
teenybopper: they only have one DUH! Anyways, I haven't even picked it up yet, I've just been listening to cupid's chokehold on the radio, and saw the vid on MTV.
me: wait a sec; you don't even have the re-release of as cruel as school children, but they're your favorite band. AND they had way more albums before that!!!
teenybopper: who cares? panic! is my new new favorite band.... moving on.
me: oh my gosh, the new gch album is incredible!
friend: I know, I got it as soon as it came out last week, one of their best.
(spring 07)
Me: hey.
teenybopper: hey, have you heard of gym class heroes?
me: yeah, they're my favorite band.
teenybopper:mine too.
me: which one of their albums do you like better?
teenybopper: they only have one DUH! Anyways, I haven't even picked it up yet, I've just been listening to cupid's chokehold on the radio, and saw the vid on MTV.
me: wait a sec; you don't even have the re-release of as cruel as school children, but they're your favorite band. AND they had way more albums before that!!!
teenybopper: who cares? panic! is my new new favorite band.... moving on.
by myspace.com/adriannbabii April 29, 2007
Get the gym class heroes mug.Whenever something doesn't go your way or when something is totally untrue and you feel the need to verbalize it.
" Man that teacher totally accused me of cheating on my Astronomy quiz, that's fucking horseshit."
" What do you mean you don't have the money you owe me? you know what that's horseshit, go fuck yourself"
" What do you mean you don't have the money you owe me? you know what that's horseshit, go fuck yourself"
by Tecky September 2, 2005
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