he doesn’t like to be like the other boys. he’s “sexy” and has LIGHT MODE on his phone. he’s not like the other boys. he’s different
by totally not alexandra June 20, 2020
Get the Hermanmug. by Slugnova September 22, 2025
Get the Hermanmug. Mislead adolescent son of a bitch who only thinks with his dick. Often consumes 100's of scrimp an hour to prove his muscles are bigger than yours.
by dickgoesinya January 19, 2005
Get the Perm Hermanmug. Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.
Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022
Get the Hermanmug. by Sigvards gyatt is huge December 4, 2023
Get the herman bangmug. This poor boy's mom hates him so much he is a living target. This person has a crazy life and his life is never uneventful.
He’s trapped in his moms basement, and likes training the rats that find their way in. If he doesn’t train the rats, he kills them and uses warm water pipes to cook the rats, and then eat them.
A Knut Herman is a survival master, and can survive for years without food and or water. He can even under certain circumstances, survive up too 4 shots to the chest.
He’s trapped in his moms basement, and likes training the rats that find their way in. If he doesn’t train the rats, he kills them and uses warm water pipes to cook the rats, and then eat them.
A Knut Herman is a survival master, and can survive for years without food and or water. He can even under certain circumstances, survive up too 4 shots to the chest.
Man life is like a living hell, fells like I’m Knut Herman.
Yea Vietnam is like crazy, it's kinda like Knut Herman's life.
Yea Vietnam is like crazy, it's kinda like Knut Herman's life.
by Traktor December 4, 2019
Get the Knut Hermanmug. Yeah, a pejorative possessive term to indicate than a man belonged to a woman through the shackles of the matriarchal institution of marriage, whereby, even though a man was not intimately tied to the reproductive cycle he was forced to provide for the family materially while also being distanced from it emotionally and spatially by working outside the home.
Margaret: have you seen Catherine's Herman? He's quite the breadwinner, and keeps his distance from the children, quite the ideal money source.
Noel: Yes, I only wish my Herman would stay out of the kitchen. He fancies himself a chef, but honestly, who ever heard of a man who could do anything other than work?
Both: *smug laughter*
Noel: Yes, I only wish my Herman would stay out of the kitchen. He fancies himself a chef, but honestly, who ever heard of a man who could do anything other than work?
Both: *smug laughter*
by bi613en May 21, 2023
Get the Hermanmug.