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The Hayley effect

When a woman who is fat and dresses provactivley in a workplace predominatley filled with Men, she appears much better looking than she really is.

"The haley effect" allowes fat women to distory reality just enough to create the illusion of beauty
There was a secretary at my technology park who was easily a XXL girl ( aka cuddly) but always wore super high heels, nice make up and sexy corporate dresses to work. She was the only woman in a 4 floor office filled with male programmers.

Her actions, distorted reality - The guys suffered "The Hayley Effect"

Where a woman who is a 3/10 can over time distort reality ( also known as a temporal shift) to give the illusion of a 9/10 and date worthy.
by austech park August 29, 2013
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Hayley's house

Hey are you guys going to Hayley's house after school?
by Hayley's house May 27, 2018
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Hayley Lacy

She’s a hot mofo. Beware she is a little kinky😈 She is a baddie but don’t get on her bad side or she will turn into a major bitch. She will call you out. She has a juicy..personality😼. Super cool person and great friend. Love you :)
Yo that girl is foine
Oh yeah that’s my friend Hayley Lacy
Damn
Yeah
MATERIAL GWORL 😻
by yourmomsahoe6969 January 11, 2022
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Hayley Murphy

Has ass
Wow that Hayley Murphy has some ass.
by Detz_dude December 28, 2021
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hayley and jordan

A couple that has unconditional love for each other, once these two souls are together nothing can stop them. They love being with each other and can get lost in each other's eyes. They love watching sunsets and could care less about what others think of them, they are inseparable together and without each other, they feel empty they would drop anything if it meant they could be together in each other's arms they love being clingy and can never get bored of just sitting and admiring each other. These two are soulmates who will forever belong to each other and will never get tired of telling each other 'I love you' every single day. Every day they are grateful for each other and would do anything to make the other person feel happy, they love getting tention and giving each other tention. They fill the right side of each other
hayley: "gimme tentionnn"
jordan:"you have all my tention baby"
a form of love used by hayley and jordan
by dandelion090523 July 2, 2023
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Hayley O’Donnell

The best in the world kind sweet and always there for her friends. Loves Mac Donalds and avocados, looks like Elsa all up such a sweetie
Hey are you singing an Elsa song your such a Hayley O’Donnell !
by Tim tams for lifer November 30, 2021
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