canadian harvest

When a man has sex with his wife, outside, in the field, while on his tractor, at night.

If you're having trouble finding him, he can often be found at home, having himself a Canadian Harvest

by Sudo_name November 16, 2017

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Self Harvest

The act of consuming your own cum in hopes of recycling your offspring for the next load.

I always self harvest after each session.

by Deeps00 March 6, 2020

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Sodium harvest

Profiting off of someone else's saltiness, usually through monetized YouTube videos commentating on their salty tweets/comments

HeroHei: "twitter users are getting mad over an anime character again, this shall be another bountiful sodium harvest"

by Mao zeschlong February 27, 2021

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the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.

-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season

person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~

by jummyjummy69 November 23, 2021

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