Hard af

Referring to ones penis when erect.

"Dude, I took a Viagra last night and my dick
Was hard af, no joke.,
Reply..."hard as 'blue' steel?!" (because Viagra's are blue pills)

by PhxSid March 22, 2017

chillen hard as fly

The act of placing large black penis's into the rectum of a white (caucasian) male figure.

Bubba was chillen hard as fly with me last night in the shower when I dropped the soap on "accident."

by ibechillenhardasfly July 23, 2008

As Hard As An Abo's feet

This term originates from abo's feet being able to walk on harder and more extreme land scapes, but is usually used in a comedic way.

Person 1: "His iPod was so loud!"
Person 2: "Must of had ears As Hard As An Abo's Feet"
Person 1: "lolz"

by McTwisp October 14, 2012

Hard and Lard

Hard Hot guys the like to fuck Fat Chicks. This is an old saying from the 90ies.

Hard hot guys that like Fat chicks. Hard and Lard

by Millannium April 17, 2009

hard-and-fast

quick thrusting action that everyone loves.

Person 1: "did you hear, ben and amy went hard-and-fast last night."
Person 2:"damn man"

by kelcress October 7, 2016

Rode hard and put away wet"

A derogatory and slanderous name for a woman who is sexually promiscuous with numerous asshole men who treat her badly . This term may have been used a century ago comparing women to horses but it took root in the late 1960's basically among counter/counter culture long haired redneck white supremacist Harley riding, drinking, drugging, hell raising mysoginists It implies that the speaker of the term is too good for the woman he is critisizing.

One male to another :" Man she looks like she been rode hard and put away wet". His buddies reply: " Yeah I wouldn't even fuck her with ur dick+"

by Stevananda June 25, 2019

Hard as hell

Funny.. a fool with it!

Mane, that nigga hard as hell over there..

by ThatShawty October 5, 2006