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Doing a Hanky

When you do your best to work for a cause, but accidentally destroy the whole thing.

Origin: Mark Hankinson director of the MFHA describing trail hunting as a smokescreen for foxhunting during a webinar that was leaked by the hunt saboteurs association.
Sab 1: "Did you see that the terrierman was filmed last week releasing a fox from an artificial earth?"
Sab 2: "yes he was doing a hanky"
by brock boy November 25, 2021
mugGet the Doing a Hankymug.

Hanky Pank

When you and your bro tag team a married couple and make them scream louder than they make each other scream. Typically culminates in large amounts of sperm covering the married couple who are left quaking on the bed.
Example 1:

“Dude…fist bump…we just hanky panked the shit out of that couple”
“I know, they’ll be cleaning up those loads for a week. Wanna grab some grub? I could go ice cream from the rite aid”

Example 2:
“Dude this couple wants us to hanky pank them tonight, but I’m kind of in the mood for a blow job”
“It’s cool man, it still counts if you cum their faces instead.”
by doctordual639 June 22, 2021
mugGet the Hanky Pankmug.
"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."
by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025
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Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky
Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky
by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 1, 2020
mugGet the Hanky wankymug.

Hanky Panky

A handjob given by the non-dominant hand.
It was pretty good but he went for the hanky panky so it was kinda weird.
by loiterer October 29, 2020
mugGet the Hanky Pankymug.

Brooklyn hanky

To plug one nostril close mouth and blow out the other, see "snot rocket"
So I'm waiting for the bus and the guy next to used his Brooklyn hanky way to close to me.
by D3ADBOY-MURD3R July 16, 2020
mugGet the Brooklyn hankymug.

"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky)

"A TRANS-mission known for taking it in the PRSION PURSE in Dillion State Park"
"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) is also PBR stands for (Park Bandit Running)
by Lil Leg Day) November 27, 2023
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