Handicop

a cop that is handicapped that can’t do shit

Person 1: Look at that cop over there! He is handicapped.

Person 2: He’s a handicop.

Person 1: Ohh because he’s handicapped and he’s a cop.

by fuck me joe April 18, 2020

handancing

It’s the type of dance people do by standing in one position but using their hands obsessively to the music.

John tries to own the dance floor but all he’s doing is handancing.

by StotheG December 11, 2020

handicrap

1. Using your disability to gain favor.

2. Shitting yourself due to your disability.

1. Don’t come at me with your handicrap.

2. Uh-oh, I think I’m about to handicrap myself.

by SooSpoint June 9, 2021

Handicapat

Handicapat is a romanian insult that can mean a lot of different things: retared, idiot, mentally ill, mentally retarded, brain dead, etc.

Dorel: Aseara am dormit cu ma-ta.
Gigel: Ba tu esti handicapat?

by CxstinMamaMare123 December 5, 2021

Handcuff Hunnie

A female that likes to be handcuffed by a law enforcement officer. Preferably to a head post.

I went out with this girl on tinder last night. When she found out I was a cop, she told me she wanted me to cuff her to the bed. She was a total Handcuff Hunnie.

by Joeycamp03 February 9, 2022

Handcuffed sex

Having sex while handcuffed

I called my girlfriend over to my house because i was really horny
She showed up 10 minutes later and we both went to the bedroom and closed the door
I went to take my pants off when she stopped me and said that she had an idea

She pulled out a pair of handcuffs from behind her back

I grabbed them and handcuffed her hands to the bed
I then tied down her legs and blindfolded her
I ripped off her close and started rubbing her nipples so she let out a small moan
I started teasing her with my dick on her wet pussy
I then started to push my dick into her

First just an inch but i could tell she wanted more so i pushed everything into her
She let out the loudest moan and told me to go harder so i did
I jerked my dick back and forth and side to side
I then hit her g-spot and she cummed all over my dick
I took it out and locked up everything before going for a round 2

She was moaning so loud and was having an orgasm
I didn't stop until she couldn't move
After that she couldn't walk for days

Best handcuffed sex ever

by [e-mail] June 27, 2023

Hannacollins

A sociopath that will lie until she can't do anything but be quiet. She has at least 15 to 30 online manfriends maybe even some boyfriends. She tells all the guys in her web the same lies. She claims to not had sex in years and has it daily with multiple people male and female. She is a non hearted vile evil woman.

She's a hannacollins. Pretty to look at or to have sex/phone sex with but all evil.

by Joshuajoeyjoeyjustinjasonbobby September 16, 2023