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harry potter 

A series of books originally aimed at children and young adults that has become steadily more popular before being massacred by Chris Coumbus, Steve Kloves (die) and their team of monkeys.

Long series short; 10 year old orphan Harry discovers he's a wizard with the help of a big (really big) hairy bloke, and soon begins his education at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Much wackiness ensues, and he finds himself face to face with the baddie who killed his parents.

See also - "Barry Trotter and The Shameless Parody".

For some reason, people always find the need to compare the Potter series to Lord of The Rings. Why? They're too very different series, and besides, Potter is much better.
1: Who is this Harry Potter fellow?
2: Pfft. You retarded Muggle.
harry potter by mouldvort May 7, 2004

Harry Potter Jotter

(n.) A person (usually a complete nub, or Nubby Nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the Harry Potter Series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.

The result of this is a Harry Potter Jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .
Dave: 'Hey man , did you see Alvin at school today??'

Mike: 'Yeah dude, what a nub. He kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: 'Harry Potter and the Enchanted Owl', though he didn't even get any views on it.'

Dave: 'Wow, he's definitely a Harry Potter Jotter.'

Mike: 'Tell me about it.'
Harry Potter Jotter by mangalover997 September 4, 2010

Harry Potter 

A seven-part series by J.K. Rowling, which documents the eponymous hero's years at the magical (fictional) Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The plot is largely focused on Harry's pursuit of and encounters with Lord Voldemort, the evil sorcerer who murdered Harry's parents and attempted to murder Harry himself.

The series was so popular that the New York Times created a separate bestsellers list for children's books, although many Harry Potter fans consider this an insult to the content and literary maturity of the series.

Six of the seven books in the series have been published:

1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1998 ('Philosopher's Stone' in Britain)
2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azakaban, 1999
4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, 2003
6. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, 2005

Harry Potter by Rafaella December 28, 2005

Harry Potter 

A series of books that I think personally are interesting enough, but the people who go out of their way to hate harry potter and the people who are freakishly obsessed, are much more interesting. in fact, if it wasnt for these groups of people, it would not have a deffiniton on this site
person1: harry potter is so cool!! i love him!!
person2: harry potter is a fucking dickhead i hate him!!!!
person3: why are we talking about harry potter?
Harry Potter by Nik January 27, 2005

Harry Potter Syndrome 

A syndrome someone who is vain, narcissistic, and full of their self often has. Characterized by thinking they're special and somehow very important compared to other "average" people. These people also always seem to get an unbelievable break in hard situations and always come up on top.
Susan: "I'm a Taurus."
Mark: "I'm a Gemini."
Emily: "I'm an Aquarius."
Clark: "I'm an Ophiuchus."
Mark: "What's that?"
Clark: "It's a special Zodiac sign, very few people know of it. Technically I'm a Sagittarius."
Mark: "Or more likely.. you TECHNICALLY have a case of Harry Potter Syndrome."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiuchus
Harry Potter Syndrome by VeoV January 25, 2009

Harry Potter 

A series of 7 books, very well written and very good, some don't think so. "It curses, blah blah blah!"
Well, it is. Harry Potter is awesome and a bestseller, until not-even-very-good book Twilight vampire love story knockoff Mr. Hot Sparkels took the shelves.
Harry Potter is awesome. JUST ADMIT IT! The author is amazing, the discriptions are vivid, the plot is very original and the characters are well-developed. worth reading, HP ROX!!!!
Twilight Fangirl 1: OMG OMG OMG EDWARD IS SOOOOOOO HOT IT'S A GREAT BOOK OMG!
Sane Harry Potter fan: get over yourself. Go read some REAL literature. Like Harry Potter.
Twilight Fangirl 2: Why? Edward is so hot.
Sane HP Fan: So? Harry's magic.
Twilight Fangirl 1: EDWARD!
Sane HP Fan: I give up.



Indian Harry Potter 

Dom: Akhil got new glasses, he looks like Indian Harry Potter.
Jimbow: Lmao