The Günter Number

32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.

Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.

Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."

Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."

by HerrGünter April 21, 2013

moist gutter

A particularly messy woman's vagina. Usually as a result of a large gangbang or orgy.

i turned up late the other day and was at the back of the queue. By the time it was my turn it was a moist gutter.

by coitus queen October 27, 2015

Galaxy Gusher

(n) Someone who is so obsessed with Samsungs Galaxy phone line that they cannot stop talking about great the phones are. They often dis other phone makers and openly deride people who disagree with their opinion.

Man sfomin will not shut up about his phone! He is such a Galaxy Gusher!

by Funmunke March 31, 2017

Teenaged Gutter Slut

A teenaged individual that has sexual intercourse or has sex with multiple people individually or at the same time.

"My sister is such a teenaged gutter slut, she has sex with everyone she comes into contact with."

by Kringe Vurok-kv October 23, 2017

fudge gutter

This is when you take part in anal intercourse after stuffing molten fudge in the anas.

Man he fudge guttered me so hard last night!

by Unkown bat November 16, 2017

An avocado in the gutter

Feeling out of place or awkward in social gatherings or situations

Chloe: “I wore the wrong clothes today… I feel like an avocado in the gutter”

Char: “what?”

by Circeeee April 5, 2022

Papa Günter

The most magical and mystical and manly man that ever roamed the Earth. He is in search for all the little, vulnerable children of the world. He tends to admit he prefers the little girls over the little boys, however he says he really doesn’t mind too much.

Josh: “Oh look it’s Papa Günter in his Güntermobile again.”
Emily: “I hope he decides to take me this time.”
*Josh in visible awe.*

by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018