Davide Furfaro, è questo il nome dello storico e leggendario guru dell'informatica,
si racconta che l'informatica non abbia segreti per lui.
si racconta che l'informatica non abbia segreti per lui.
by UnAllievoDelGuru August 30, 2020
Get the Guru dell'informaticamug. by Orjj August 31, 2023
Get the Underpants gurumug. When you leave your honey hole fishing spot and come back to find it taken by crazy white cunt named Rex.
"Bro I was slaying them and then I left to eat and when I came back my fishing spot was taken by a faggot. Damn bro sounds like you were gurued"
by Mateoryan524 April 20, 2019
Get the Guruedmug. The Master of All Arts. This is a person who is often worshipped in friend groups for advice on relationships and life. A person named Guru often has a very successful life ahead of themself filled with fame and money. Gurus have infinite rizz.
by REALOS9876 February 28, 2023
Get the Gurumug. A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.
My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.
by Colberttoldmeto August 23, 2016
Get the couch gurumug. A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”
Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021
Get the Walmart-Gurumug. by white.shadoow March 19, 2018
Get the Gurumug.