Shallow grave

A grave that is given to someone murdered after the murderers bury the body as quickly as possible.

“Keep fucking around and you can catch a shallow grave”

by Harrison school of the arts September 6, 2022

someone leaving a grave

a Something Leaving A Grave is a secretive way to confuse your enemies while saying they are a SLAG (first letter of each word)

person 1: can't 🅱elieve your with him after 1 day of 🅱eing with me
person 2: he's 🅱etter than you & he cares unlike you
person 1: i can sense Someone Leaving A Grave

person 2: what?!
person 1: ;) 🅱ye

by El spancho March 6, 2019

grave juicer

An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite

Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

Crowd: No. Why?

Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.

Crowd: Sick fuck

by d&d inc. June 26, 2008

Grav

Either a homemade or store bought water bong that effectively conserves weed while providing a clear and intense high. Consists of a large, deep container capable of holding water, filled with cold water (example: bucket, beverage cooler, cooler, bathtub. For miniature gravs: large drink cup, larger empty food tins) and a smaller open-bottomed liquid capable container (example: 2-liter bottle with bottom cut off, Large sports-drink bottle with bottom cut off. mini grav: bottomless water bottle, etc). This smaller container is placed inside the initial larger container, with the water level rising to only a few inches below the mouthpiece of the bottle. The grav top is typically the screw-on top of the bottle with a hole cut out in the center and a small socket melted into the hole. The smoked substance (which is hopefully some lusicious heddies) is placed in the metal socket with a flame lit to it. As the user pulls the bottle upward out of the water very slowly, while holding the flame to the bud, the smoke is sucked downward from the socket, into the bottle, cooling slightly as it hits the water. The chamber should, if made correctly, fill with smoke as water is also pulled upwards in the bottle due to the suction. When the contents of the socket are burned to ash, the user unscrews the top of the bottle, and places their mouth to it whilst simulaneously slowly allowing the bottle to fall to the bottom of the bucket again, and inhales the delicious smoke as it is forced out the top mouthpiece by the gravity of the falling bottle as the water level rises.

Gravitron manufactures all-glass gravity bongs that are as effective as a homemade one but are easily broken, not easily stored or transported, and considered legitimate paraphernalia. A bucket and a cut up bottle could easily be some silly science experiment a homemade musical instrument. Just hide the grav top :

"I hope this article makes sense- I just pulled a grav."
"Shit, I just pulled 4 gravs. I'm BLAZED"
"Let's go make a grav."

by kris420 August 19, 2008

Grav-i-titty Faux Pas

This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.

I had another Grav-i-titty Faux Pas two weeks ago and my wife still isn't speaking to me!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 9, 2008

Grave

Yet another word for vagina.

I buried my bone in her grave.

by Ahurlee July 8, 2021

grave robbing

The morbid act of looting a recently fired employees office to get all their cool stuff that was left behind. Usually done in a secretive manner after other employees have left the office.

Bob: Where is Mike?
Kevin: He is grave robbing Jack's office... he needs a new monitor and it's not like that jobless ass needs it anymore!!

by Paulo and Miguel May 2, 2006