Goon

1). A group of people being paid, according for what they will do.
2). A hired thugs.

'Let it be prophesized; ni**az'll die because ya crew's goon
Around the way ni**az get murdered by the full moon" -Tupac

by Tuppas October 14, 2011

Goon

A goon is often referred to athletes who like to fight or be physical, especially for canadian hickey players. They often fourth line grinders who cant actually play. It can also be used for other sports such as football for someone who goes out of their way to make a hit.

1. My bro just had like 25 penalty minutes last night, hes such a goon.

2. He just broke that kids leg, HUGE goon.

by goonsquad3535 December 19, 2009

GOON

The creator of everything, the God of absurdity, in the beginning, GOON created man as a testament to the utter absurdity of things, and it did a damn fine job.
(GOONASH chp.1)

"I AM GOON" shouted the being as it gazed upon the desolate eternity(GOONASH chp.1)

by Jonathan(The Flames) March 16, 2004

Goon

a goon is someone that you can't depend on someone that makes promises that they can't keep.

by Darius April 6, 2003

GOON

goon is basically a real person, also a goon is somebody you pay money to go beat somebody or scare somebody...Goon originated in Florida!...The rest living in different states are just followers!

You fuck wid me i bet im goin have dem fuckin goonz comin fa yo azz

by Flawda guh October 20, 2008

gooned

to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)

wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.

by Ria (look at the definition of me) December 28, 2005

Gooned

The state of being a JeffWu (Goon)

Kid from Taiwan gets gooned.

by Goon the goon November 1, 2021