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GOOB

That stupid tattoo that idiots have on their legs
Amanda has a GOOB on his leg
by begum07 July 5, 2019
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Goobs

A term of endearment for addressing a friend, loved one or partner that is a 'goob' or has a 'goobie' personality. A goobs is typically someone who is sweet, kind and extremely goofy in a lovable way.
Hey goobs, how long will you be staying at work, can't wait to see you!
by peanut street bird August 19, 2020
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Goob

An adversary that is unskilled, or low level, and relatively easy to defeat. (Mostly used in role playing games.)
There are two armed men guarding the door; not to worry they're goobs.
by Q. B. Foxx September 7, 2010
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GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.
Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024
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Goob Loogie

The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”
“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”

“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”
by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021
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Kieran : Odin you fat little goob

Odin: kys
by Bricklayer Steven March 20, 2024
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Goob

Friend - “can you fold water? “

Me - “What nigga, You a goob bro!!”
by Jenna tulls January 16, 2018
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