gooper

The Gooper is the opposite of the pooper, which is to say that it is another word for a girl's pussy. The term is used almost exclusively when describing the manual method of action for the "Shocker", which is: "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper". Which refers to putting the index and middle finger in the "gooper" and the pinky finger in the pooper while the ring finger is folded down and the thumb is extended out.

I had her all riled up and wet from a shocker after throwing a couple fingers in her gooper, and she didn't mind the pinky in the pooper! "Two in the gooper, one in the pooper!"

by DJDiggler August 8, 2006

gomer

a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse

Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch

by Matt April 24, 2005

Gomer

Someone who is involved in the agriculture industry, specifically the livestock production side, but is not involved with the showing industry.

I can't stand freedies. Gomers are half as bad. They just don't have the swag. #StuntinIssaHabit

by Phatho May 20, 2017

gomer pile

To suck at River Falls baseball.

Eric Resch: Damn Gomer Pile dropped another fly ball, now we hit the 10 run rule.

by thatoneguy11 October 21, 2008

gomersexual

an idiot who will only have sexual relations with another idiot

laura bush, after discovering her husband in bed with dick cheney, cried out...i always knew i was married to a gomersexual!!!

by dan13 April 24, 2006

gopper

young lady who will wear a pearl necklace for all comers

she lay back and squeezed her enormous mammaries, while I gave her a pearl necklace

by harikrishna69 November 14, 2004

Gumper Whole

A cavity in your mouth that fills with meat, doritos, and other food causing a foul smell in the mouth. Also known as the tooth rot.

Damn I got sum bad gumper whole.

by Virgin Of Luck June 27, 2006