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by callumfortune April 23, 2019
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by Swingerboy99 July 23, 2019
Get the Geoffery mug.Someone who told me he slipped her a roofy. Told him I wouldn't tell , but he got caught with my neighbors dog, a mask and a rubber chicken. ...I'm sure there was peanut butter involved. Probably rubbed it all over his pregnate stomach before he cracked his tooth on the dogs....yeah made a loud sound and slipped off the curb. Sounded like a goat giving birth to a rock. Who knows, but all I could see was his mangled rotten teeth and the crack pipe busted the window and shards cut her lip. Police came and he was arrested for kidnapping a goat and drugging the mailman who they thought was a swinger, but ended up being a transvestite on crack.
Crackhead " where's the crack?"
Geoffery " where's the girl"
Goat " it's in your mailbox with the child porn you traded for meth"
Word of advice never leave your keys with the drug dealer looking for girls to roofy. You might bleed to death in wind.
Geoffery " where's the girl"
Goat " it's in your mailbox with the child porn you traded for meth"
Word of advice never leave your keys with the drug dealer looking for girls to roofy. You might bleed to death in wind.
by Swingerboy99 July 23, 2019
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