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Goofy Suck 

When your partner gives you head so good it makes you stupid.
Man I had this chick give me the Goofy Suck last night, and my IQ dropped 10 digits!”
Goofy Suck by George The Fox July 18, 2020

Goofy Turtle 

When a man puts his non-erect penis into a womans vagina and waits until arousal makes it stiffen
"She wanted to cuddle so i gave her the goofy turtle."
Goofy Turtle by Mighk April 12, 2007

Goofy Ahh 

A very nice way of calling someome a "Goofy Ass".

The phrase "Goofy ahh" is very commonly ended with "Uncle Productions" due to the internet meme surrounded this phrase.
Eric: Hey, dude, you just tripped when there was nothing there, how?

Isaac: It's because that guy is a goofy ahh.

goofy foot

The most mother fucking badass way of skateboarding, snowboarding, and surfboarding.
Tony Hawk fucking skates goofy foot.

Goofy Boy 

A white kid who knows too much about the internet, yet at the same time has friends. This paradoxical combination is a rare sight to see
Jackson Golden is SUCH a Goofy Boy
Goofy Boy by Zoroasteros May 23, 2009

Goofy Gang 

The gang where everyone has a crush on Lainey.
Mexican: Goofy Gang are opps they tried to steal lainey from us
Goofy Gang by pdr7 June 2, 2018