Skip to main content

glaad

An evil monster in NWN, they are pretty hard to kill.
Gay!! i got killed by a glaad again. Next time I must use my homokiller sword, it's like +7 against Glaads
by xphoppl December 25, 2004
mugGet the glaad mug.

Glade

look at johnnny over there...looks like he is having a glade!
by Jenna and Dawne October 21, 2004
mugGet the Glade mug.
Related Words

glad wrap

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?
Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.
by Gohn Gardenza January 25, 2008
mugGet the glad wrap mug.

Ina Gadda da Vida

In A Gadda Da Vida (drunk for "In the Garden of Eden") is an early heavy metal tune that became a classic solely through its sheer, mind-numbing length and incomprehensability. At the time, this was confused for mysticism.

The lyrics are but a few mere lines of sticky sweet romanticism, totally at odds with constipated metal vocals -- the latter of which were appropriate for the time and genre, the former of which would not be appropriate under any circumstances.

A baseline and accompanying rhythm guitar that was probably funky to white boys back in those days starts the tune. For added zip the organist helps the drummer out jazzcat style.

After singing the first repetition of the lyrics, which, it must be noted, are themselves repetitive, the lead singer improvises a little with a flourished "Please take my hand!" followed by a feeling-the-moment exclamation of "guitar!"

This is of course followed by an organ solo.

What evolves from there can only be described these days as a bad horror movie incidental score, punctuated by a one man drum circle and an interperative two-finger organ recital of "We Three Kings of Orient Are."

The song wraps up with a nearly identical iteration of the lyrics. This is an important feature of the song, because, although numerous parodies have spawned over the days, perhaps the funniest thing you can do with it is carefully dub a second copy seamlessly onto the end of the first, and then a third, and so on to the length of the longest recording media you can possibly find.

The end product has the effect of driving aged stoners (the only kind you can persuade to listen to it) stark raving mad. They cannot figure out whether the song is just dragging on like they remembered it from years ago, or whether they are just really, really baked. After about a half hour (which is well under twice the length of the original song) tension levels in the room will start to rise, and you can have fun placing bets on which of them will decide they have had enough first.
God, waiting to renew your drivers license is like listening to "Ina Gadda da Vida."
by skids October 26, 2005
mugGet the Ina Gadda da Vida mug.

gladfully

To express happy willingness and content, as well as agreement and consent.
I will gladfully take you up on that offer.
by somatek June 7, 2011
mugGet the gladfully mug.

Glizzy Gladiator

A person who loves a glizzy to the point where they would consume enormous amounts of hotdogs

Example: "Yo, John that nigga is a glizzy gladiator stays eating hotdogs"
Adj or Noun

He loves eating Glizzies for he is a gladiator a glizzy gladiator
by LolMoonlight September 11, 2020
mugGet the Glizzy Gladiator mug.

Gladderest

To be the gladdest of the glads in gladiator fights.
He was the gladderest of the bunch.
by Pseudor May 19, 2011
mugGet the Gladderest mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email