Girlfriend

Something you act fake around to get ass. You tell her you don't just want her pussy, but you do.

I just spent 500 dollars on my Girlfriend for our one fucking month anniversary. She spent 5 dollars on me for some candy... She told me she wanted more, than i told her she would if she fucked me. We fucked and than i broke up with her and took back all the jewelry and the recipts and got 300 dollars back.

id rather fuck a whore for 20.

by Mayge December 12, 2008

Girlfriend

Prefferably a girl/woman that will take care of you, rub your neck when you get off of work, clean the house, and make supper 5 out of 7 days a week. Can also nag, bitch, and complain.
Side effects of having a girlfriend: Subjected to violent mood swings, blue balled for one week every month, and made to feel inferior, because of our male peni (Peni being the Latin plural for penises).
See also: ball and chain

Guy 1: Hey man, I just got a girlfriend!!
Guy 2: Oh shit, I'm sorry!

by d_reck573 April 7, 2009

Girlfriend

Synonyms of bitchy female and sex partner.
Female who took away at least half of your income.

This is my bitch, Mary.

by Mokonamon August 8, 2006

Girlfriend

A girl who is dating a man (her boyfriend) and is in a close relationship with him

"Do you know Lukas's girlfriend Callie?"

by Duh1000000 April 4, 2016

Girlfriend

(esp. in Australian English) A very close female friend often of another female. Does not necessarily imply any monogamous or sexual connection rather a strong social bond. Typically in this context used by one female to describe another and indicate a close friendship. Indistinguishable from the form "girl friend" in this use and can be written either way.

"I'm out shopping with my girlfriend"
"My girlfriend and I went to that concert"
To avoid ambiguity "My girlfriend and both our partners went to the pub on Saturday"

by Gwiwer57 August 20, 2013

Girlfriend

Similar to calling 'shotgun' in a vehicle, but rather than just the front seat, the one who calls 'girlfriend' sits in the middle of the front seat.

Driver: ok, let's get going!
Person one: I call Shotgun!!
Person two: Then I call girlfriend! (Thus securing a seat in the front)

by Timbit625 October 10, 2008

Girlfriend

A pet name for your vagina

"I'm going to get some tonight I better go shave my girlfriend!"

by LexiLee December 6, 2007