I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.
Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."
Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
When applying Improovy principles to get to that state of being where so many pain points in your life are removed, that you just feel happy.
by Love and Innovation September 06, 2020
by Dondre' August 09, 2008
A Pussy Gettin' Shirt (also known as a PGS) is any short sleeved button up shirt that looks absolutely ridiculous (Crazy designs, weird cartoons, sailboats, two pockets, etc.). One uses such a shirt in order to get pussy. PGS' can be worn at the club, the mall, or just lounging around in your house/ apartment/ dorm. Warning, your PGS should never be taken lightly. With great Pussy Getting power, comes great Pussy Getting responsibility.
Yo bra, did you see Dave's new shirt? It looks crazy, but all the girls are uncontrollably attracted to him." "Yeah man that's a straight up Pussy Gettin' Shirt.
by Jimimartin June 10, 2011
by caitlin, jill, blake, corey, drew April 08, 2007
by pg April 22, 2005
A Pussy Gettin' Wagon (also known as a PGW) is any 1/2 ton or larger truck, with upgraded tires and wheels, and no less than a 6" lift. One uses a PGW to get copious amounts of pussy when and where one wants. PGW's can be seen throughout your Southern States where country girls are easily seduced by the sight of a large truck. Warning, your PGW will bring all the girls to the yard, so be prepared to fend off the duff's. With great Pussy Getting power, comes great Pussy Getting responsibility.
"Dang girl, did you see Jason's new truck?"
"Yeah he's been talkin about Gettin that Pussy Gettin wagon (PGW) for months now"
"Yeah he's been talkin about Gettin that Pussy Gettin wagon (PGW) for months now"
by Gooodone January 18, 2014