In the world's best sport aka Golf, the Golf Gestapo is an overzealous Starter or Course Marshal. They'll harass you over arriving early, bitch for wanting seperate carts, micromanage your scramble, search your gear for hidden beer, or any number of things that make them feel like they have some power in life. The word was famously coined from the comedic duo M.B. & T.M. at Hodge Park in Kansas City Missouri
*Us coming out of the club house*
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"
M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"
Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."
M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."
Starter: "Receipt or no play."
M.B.: "Jawohl!"
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"
M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"
Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."
M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."
Starter: "Receipt or no play."
M.B.: "Jawohl!"
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A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"
A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...
Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?
father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.
Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?
father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.
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Get the geaster mug.Generally a person that attempts to break up a fun situation that is not nearly out of hand, or something similar to that context. AKA party Pooper
Steve was leaning on a railing laughing with his friends. One of his friends said, "Oh snap, its the gestapo!. Steve quickly got off the railing, instantly the laughter stopped. As the gestapo approached she growled "Stop playing around with that blasted railing!... this is'ant gym class!".
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Get the Gestapo mug.(v)To hug someone for the main purpose of smelling them; To get pleasure from sniffing someone; The axe effect; Bomchickawahwah. The act of gasterbation. One who is the person, that is being sniff is the gaserbation station.
To gasterbate.
To gasterbate.
Glory: Mhhh; Kegan you smell awsome!
Kegan: Uh, thanks Glory, it's Puma.
Glory: Mmmhh, i like it.
Kegan: Uhhm Glory can you stop gasterbating on me?
I don't want everyone thinking that i'm a
gasterbation station.
Glory: Oh, shut up everyone knows that you are.
Kegan: Uh, thanks Glory, it's Puma.
Glory: Mmmhh, i like it.
Kegan: Uhhm Glory can you stop gasterbating on me?
I don't want everyone thinking that i'm a
gasterbation station.
Glory: Oh, shut up everyone knows that you are.
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