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The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025
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Genocide

A hate crime resultant of the war on drugs and yelling and porn
I've been on Adderall for 25 year As a result of attempted genocide I want charges brought against the cf for dehistorification
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Palestinian genocide

You know... It's kind of dog-shit.
Hym "Because the women were like 'Kill all men' and I was like 'Yeah! Start with the fat-cocks! Fat-cock genocide!' And you guys were all 'Booo! We can't do a genocide!' And then you go right ahead and do a Palestinian genocide anyways! It's dog-shit! Waste of a perfectly good genocide. I don't know about you but I'd trade so fat-cocks for some Palestinian kids any day."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
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Armenian genocide

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The Armenians think the Armenian genocide actually happened. It didn't happen ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ tr
by Tom28281 July 11, 2023
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Palestinian genocide

Approximately two millennia ago, Colonizers, Occupiers, and Oppressors deliberately sought to erase indigenous Jewish people from their homelands in Israel/Judah. Rather than simply renaming the region, the Empire chose to rename it after the Philistines, who had ceased to exist five centuries prior, spelling it "Palestina," or as it was eventually anglicized, Palestine.

So, the "Palestinians" are just Israelis under their Colonizer name. But does that mean the "Free Palestine" movement means freeing Israel? No.

Just over 100 years ago, "Palestinian" was coined to refer to other Colonizers and Occupiers -- who now accuse the indigenous people of genocide!
Hamas, the elected government of Gaza, kills Gazans when its own genocidal rockets aimed at Israel fall inside Gaza.
Hamas: "Is this Palestinian genocide?"
by the modhatter June 27, 2025
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