Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.

This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast

by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019

champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

Actual geezer

1: Someone who you have mad respect/love for.

2: Someone old and out of touch.

"You're an actual geezer, mate."

by HappyCrocodile24 October 6, 2023

Geezer

an old man

that man is a geezer

by allan_t321 June 2, 2016

Geezer Trance

A type of electronic music defined by a regular repetitive pounding bassline that is favored by dried up old geezers who refuse to admit that their music is old and lame, much like themselves.

After spending 6 days at burning man where every camp was playing dubstep, I was actually happy to find a camp playing geezer trance.

by electro snob August 3, 2011

Geezer

Australian slang for "Have a look" "Give me a look"

I just painted the house mate you should come over for a geezer.
Or You tell someone you found a rare coin and they would say "Come on then, give us a geezer"

by Vendor489 December 21, 2022

Geezer

Geezer meaning a "bad boy".

Of any age in London England up to the end of the 20th century, a "lad" a person into petty crime maybe, also loud, bit of a Romeo with the ladies, tough street wise.

Possibly from "Guise" clothing/coverage/mask as in disguise. Often a street performer in "disguise".
or
Geezer from Yeezer/Yeeser from old Gaelic meaning Jesus.

"e's a bit of a geezer ain't e?"
"Yea, fuckin' well 'ard. But I reckon I could kick the fuck outta 'im".

by anonymous March 2, 2022