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gaspoliting

When you tell someone something that you know they know, and they act like it's the first time they've heard it before.
My parents were gaspoliting me when I told them about my new job - I know my brother already told them about it!
by GasRighting May 25, 2024
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Gastroetnerologist

it's that one moment when you're in a 1v1 in spelling bee, you reach black dot (extreme+), you get gastroenterologist and you type it so fast you typo
"; gastroenterologist"
"; I know, I just typed gastroetnerologist, it was a tpyo"
"; oh sorry"
"; gg anyway"

(the semicolon is a canon event we can't get rid of it if we wanna speak in spelling bee)
by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025
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Gastrophilosophical

Adj: Pertaining to the nature of ones beliefs about the nature of food.
"We had a great gastrophilosophical debate on the nature of when soup is ever really finished."

Is soup ever finished if you add in more broth to the bowl creating a Theseus' soup, and how does the Gastrointestinal tract play a role in the finishing of said soup?
by soup ponderer July 17, 2025
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Gastrovert

A person who only socializes if food is involved.
Mitch would have preferred to stay home but he's a gastrovert and the invitation included dinner.
by Mijjil October 9, 2025
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when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.
Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!
by truewilson45 October 17, 2025
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gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.
John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
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Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.
“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”
by AR7AS January 5, 2023
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