Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day

"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"

by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 2, 2017

wild garlic

A seasonal plant commonly used by chefs in cooking but randomly called out in chef pages by douchey chefs in attempts to appear humorous or in need of attention.

wild garlic

by beachedmango July 23, 2016

garlic spread

Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.

"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."

by ThurgoodMarshall July 13, 2016

garlic noodles

Ghetto noodles with lots of fucking butter and garlic salt, tall glass of blue lemonade kool-aid on the side

Yo Jamal, my mom made us garlic noodles

by Kblue1997 June 10, 2016

garlic sausage

A freakishly large Cuban penis

Did you see that garlic sausage?!

by Penisman69420allaboutdicks January 25, 2018

garlic guz

A zesty pickle.

"Dude, i ate a garlic guz today."

by River Sprague February 19, 2012

Garlic Joe

A 'Garlic Joe' is when you fill a girls pussy with vinegar and stick your dick it and when she starts squirting you drink the watery vinegary liquid

Person A: I hit Tania with a garlic Joe last night, it was crazy

by TJ200407 May 30, 2023