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Urban garlic 

The product created by a vagrant upon defecating in or on a car after consuming waste from an Italian restaurant dumpster.
"What's that smell!?!" "Oh some homeless guy left some urban garlic in my backseat the other day."
Urban garlic by GermanKurt25 February 3, 2017

Scottish Garlic Bread 

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.

Step on my garlic bread 

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive
Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP

Butter Garlic Sauce

The act of ejaculating in your partner's mouth, and shortly after urinating in your partner's mouth to create a substance that resembles butter garlic sauce. Gargling may be necessary.
Dude I totally butter garlic sauced my boyfriend last night!
Butter Garlic Sauce by -cmd88- June 21, 2011

Feminist Garlic 

Uncomfortable, unpleasant and unpalatable facts. Aptly named due to the innate inability of a Feminist to handle truth, much like a vampire's inability to handle garlic.
Guy 1: Dude. I dunno what to do. I just saw Dave's girl getting dicked down in the back of a car by Chad & Tyrone.
Guy 2: Damn bro. She got raw dogged and creampie for sure. It's better he hears it from us before he catches something.
Guy 1: You're right. Time to serve him up some Feminist garlic.
Feminist Garlic by Sydney MGTOW October 1, 2019

The Honey Garlic 

Haha, first you go out and eat about 4 lbs of honey garlic wings. Then you take a girl back to HER place. (must be HER place) While performing anal in doggie style position, simultaneously pull out and silently take the nastiest HG shit ever on her bed. Then with a repulsed look on your face, ask her 'what the fuck?!?!'
"I totally did the honey garlic on this bitch last night bro."