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Federal Funds Rate

The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.
Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.
by grilledpotatoes January 17, 2025
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Trust fund

Trust fund is a code word that means you want to do a transfer hit on a vape
*With a group of people*
Can we go to the bathrooms and hit a trust fund?
What?
K let’s go
by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021
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funded fiancée

n. feminine (for sticklers), (masculine: funded fiancé): An engaged individual whose housing and living costs are completely covered by the opposite party in the engagement.
What does Joe's fiancée do for a living? She's a funded fiancée. I think she volunteers somewhere.
by Dkr. J February 23, 2018
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Flick Fund

A colloquial term for memories and mental images used for masturbation. The equivalent of "Wank Bank" for people with a vagina.
Girl, that was so hot, I'm definitely saving that mental image for the Flick Fund!
by UnprofessionalGamers March 18, 2025
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It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.
Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
by Baskinbros January 25, 2024
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Trust Fund Hustle

(noun): A flimsy business venture started by an overprivileged adult child who inherited a substantial windfall and mistakenly believes that their wealth alone qualifies them to run a successful company. However, their grandiose delusions and lack of experience often lead to poor decision-making and questionable business practices, making it clear that their venture is a hustle that no one should trust. A Trust Fund Hustle is a half-baked idea fueled by privilege and arrogance that's more likely to crash and burn than succeed.
"If you're serious about playing the guitar, stay away from that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand and invest in something more reputable."

"If you want a guitar that's worth your money, steer clear of that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand. Word on the street is that it's funded by the owner's grandmother, it's bound to disappoint in the long run. Save your money and invest in a more reputable brand that's built on quality, not just cheap china imports."
by dogfartsarewarm February 20, 2023
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Edge Fund

n. The amount of edges accumulated before orgasm.
Bro, my edge fund got up to 7 last night. It was wild.
by Edger Allan Poe November 24, 2020
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