FUNET?

|eff u en e tea|
(f-u-n-e-t)
have you any tea?

Person 1: funet?
Person 2: Svft.

by Mythical_That November 1, 2018

fugtard

First, that bitch has to be Fucking goddamn UGLY - put a bag over da head and do yo bidness, kinda ugly. Second, she has to be damn near retarded. But who gives a shit, right - less arguing, more fuckin' - cuz being a fugtard makes you HORNY. Like the Dice-man sayeth - "nobody ever thought of fucking that - I'm gonna make her mine!" We're talking that kind of ugly, retarded horny bitch. Have fun!!

My side ho is a fugtard, but who gives a fuck, right?

by MeatHammer17 May 4, 2019

Fugitive Sex

Two people with felony warrants having sex while running from the law.

Want to some fugitive sex?

by sugarlips6988 May 15, 2019

Fuzetea

Words can't describe the feeling of getting your hands on the delicious fuzetea. Even a drive all the way to Fleggaard won't stop fuzetea lovers.

''Your shirt looks fuzetea''
''What do you mean by that?''
''Yes''

by Fuzetea June 11, 2019

Fugitale

To take off one’s sweater

I just fugitaled and now I am cold.

by NotKnown20 January 19, 2020

Figet spinner

When a male sticks his cock in a female’s belly button and then spins her on it.

Wanna try figet spinner? No thanks, my dick snapped last time

by dontcuminthetoaster April 7, 2020

Fudget

A simp in Stardew and unfunny

yo shut the fuck up you Fudget

by MarshMarauder April 28, 2020