Fortnite

A game that just won't die.

Have you seen the Fortnite item shop today?

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog September 22, 2020

no fortnite february

an act in which during the whole month of february, you dont play fortnite.

ratthew: hey man did you get that le epic battle royale??
billiam, an intellectual: hell naw im doing no fortnite february

by mcficker January 1, 2019

fortnitis

When your urge to play fortnite overwhelms your desire to go to school or work.

I am home today instead of at school because I have a bad case of fortnitis.

by MilllllllliB March 1, 2018

Fortnite

A disgusting, cringey player base where almost everybody, preferably sad, lazy 6 year olds hone the ability to fucking build the empire state building everytime they hear a bullet fire almost 370 metres away in their 200 dollar headphones

Guy 1: Oyy, u wanna play fortnite mate?
Guy 2: Fuck no, that game hot metal garbage

by RonaldCheesy April 23, 2020

Fortnite

The game that makes lose your girlfriend instantly

Guy: do u wanna play fortnite

Girl: no I'm breaking up with you

#rip

by Okgamerbro9001 April 15, 2018

Fortnite

a SHITTY ASS GAME that people with no life play it has no meaning sure it's multiplayer and shit but like seriously only dirty ass hoes and retarded ass people play this like you have a life out there instead you dirty ass people play this talk about daily like SHUT THE HELL UP no one wants to hear about that shit...I swear if a dirty shitty crusty ass person comes up to me and asks "do you play fortnite" I will pop a bitch in 2.5 seconds

Billy:Hey do you play fortnite
Johnny:Of course I do! hbu?
Billy:No I don't Johnny you're dirty why are you playing that,it has no meaning...
Johnny:Leave me alone...
Billy:No HOE that's dirty people stuff go somewhere
Johnny:Im telling my mommy you called me that
Billy:Bitch does it look like I give a fuck go tell you're mother I dare you I won't share any of my cookies when it's snack time on Monday
Johnny:OMG COOKIES okay Billy...I won't tell

by Whackasshoes March 11, 2018

FoRtNiTe-itis

The name for the sickness of spending all your money on FoRtNiTe.
Symptoms: gayness, keep virginity, death alone.

You see that guy over there? He makes $100 a day and spends all of it on FoRtNiTe. He's got FoRtNiTe-itis. HE GONNA DIE ALONE BOIS.

by RecycledMemes November 30, 2018